Total Medals Earned: 370 (From 55 different games.) Total Medal Score: 5,185 Points
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/215 points)
Medals Earned: 6/10 (50/160 points)
Medals Earned: 12/20 (100/375 points)
Medals Earned: 2/6 (10/65 points)
Medals Earned: 3/5 (60/135 points)
Medals Earned: 4/8 (40/90 points)
Medals Earned: 3/12 (60/485 points)
Medals Earned: 9/14 (305/515 points)
Medals Earned: 2/16 (15/480 points)
Medals Earned: 13/16 (70/90 points)
Complete 4 levels.
Complete 8 levels.
Complete 12 levels.
Complete 16 levels.
Complete 20 levels.
Complete 24 levels.
start the game
die without moving
die in less than 10 seconds
survive more than 10 seconds
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
survive more than 30 seconds
survive more than 60 seconds
Call in some friends for some massive mayhem.
You've got a pretty good basketball shot!
That's a pretty good kick!
Splat! She's flat for real now.
You have mastered the Tao of Darnell.
Like a Samurai Warrior!
Heeeeeeeeeeeere's you!
That there crowbar's fixed her up good!
Give the Shotgun a go!
You have crossed the moral event horizon.
The rarest pokemon in Gensokyo.
Kill her 50 times.
Sometimes a change of scenery is nice.
You have mastered all the tools of your trade.
Do it like Shotgun Man
Insane! That's over a 100 kills!
Kill your first victim.
Died!
beat the game
Kill 25 or more peeps in one session.
Let out all your aggression.
Beat the game.
Reveal the true face of evil!
Be kind to those less fortunate than yourself.
Defeat Madness Mode!
Played the game for the first time
Won a game of single player
Customized your character
Won a match against someone in online
Reached level 50
Played on Madness Day (9/22)
Played Season 2 for the first time!
Unlocked Deimos!
Unlocked Sanford!
Unlocked Hank!
Unlocked Tricky!
Unlocked Jeebus!
Launch Madness: Off-Color.
Die.
Killcount: 50
Killcount: 100
Killcount: 200
Killcount: 300
Equip Pico's Uzi (1/1000 Drop Chance)
Try out Experiment Mode.
Be a homie and look at the credits.
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Easy Difficulty
Don't kill any traitors or cowards in Mission 1A.
[Career] Kill 50 enemies in Arena Mode.
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Normal Difficulty
[Career] Kill 200 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 350 enemies in Arena Mode.
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Hard Difficulty
Find Jesus's hidden blade in Story Mode.
[Career] Kill 1000 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 2000 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 600 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 9001 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 5000 enemies in Arena Mode.
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Hard Difficulty without playing Hank.
[Career] Kill 53,594 enemies in Arena Mode (Pfffft Good Luck!)
Thanks for purchasing our new OS!
"There's nobody here."
Monkeh, monkeh.
Don't harass me its just a reference!
See your new pet fish!
Ur PC is slow
You don't have one.
Medium Ham is only limited to playing 1 video.
Purchase an item!
He watches...
Uh oh!
Keep it clean and sweep up those mines!
Think, just have a little time to think about some stuff...
RIP Shrek 9/11/01
